Senior Texting Code

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you....
 
     ATD - At The Doctor's
     BFF - Best Friend Fell
     BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
     BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
     CBM - Covered By Medicare
     CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
     DWI - Driving While Incontinent
     FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
     FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
     FYI - Found Your Insulin
     GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
     GHA - Got Heartburn Again
     HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
     IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
     LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
     LOL - Living On Lipitor
     LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
     OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
     OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
     ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL - Talk To You Louder
    WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again
     WTP - Where's The Prunes?
     WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
     LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again
     GLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In