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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.1 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:36:36 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/"><rss:title>Caught In the WEB</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-02-09T06:36:36Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.1 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/11/11/german-view-of-islam.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/8/11/the-perfect-solution-to-senior-health-care.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/7/13/failure-of-socialism.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/6/29/if-only-bernie-madoff-had-done-this-instead.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/6/22/1934-chicago-tribune-cartoon.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/9/18/political-cartoons-that-hit-the-spot.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/5/8/working-in-mexico.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/5/5/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-story.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/4/3/no-longer-equipped-for-aural-sex.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/4/3/bill-richardsons-judas-moment.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/11/11/german-view-of-islam.html"><rss:title>German View of Islam</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/11/11/german-view-of-islam.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-11T17:44:29Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Emanuel Tanay Islam Islam Religion M.D. Muslims</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 7.5pt">
<div class="ecxecxMsoNormal" style="text-align: left;">A man, whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. 'Very few people were true Nazis,' he said, 'but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.'
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<div class="ecxecxMsoNormal">We are told again and again by 'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam is the religion of peace and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the specter of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam.</div>
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<div class="ecxecxMsoNormal">The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at this moment in history. It is the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics who wage any one of 50 shooting wars worldwide. It is the fanatics who systematically slaughter Christian or tribal groups throughout Africa and are gradually taking over the entire continent in an Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb, behead, murder, or honor-kill. It is the fanatics who take over mosque after mosque. It is the fanatics who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of rape victims and homosexuals. It is the fanatics who teach their young to kill and to become suicide bombers.</div>
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<div class="ecxecxMsoNormal">Peace-loving Muslims will become our enemy if they don't speak up, because like my friend from Germany, they will awaken one day and find that the fanatics own them, and the end of their world will have begun.</div>
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<div class="ecxecxMsoNormal">Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Rwandans, Serbs, Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis, Nigerians, Algerians, and many others have died because the peaceful majority did not speak up until it was too late. As for us who watch it all unfold, we must pay attention to the only group that counts--the fanatics who threaten our way of life.</div>
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<div class="ecxecxMsoNormal">Lastly, anyone who doubts that the issue is serious and just deletes this email without sending it on, is contributing to the passiveness that allows the problems to expand. So, extend yourself a bit and send this on and on and on! Let us hope that thousands, world-wide, read this and think about it, and send it on - before it's too late.&nbsp;</div>
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<div class="ecxecxMsoNormal">&nbsp;Emanuel Tanay, M.D. 2980 Provincial St. Ann Arbor, MI 48104</div>
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</div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/8/11/the-perfect-solution-to-senior-health-care.html"><rss:title>The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/8/11/the-perfect-solution-to-senior-health-care.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-11T19:11:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Health Care for Senior Citizens Health Care for Seniors Obamacare Obamacare Socialized Medicine</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/caught-in-the-web-photos/Old%20Jailbirds.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1250017864249" alt="" /></span></p>
<p>While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I am sure you have heard the idea that if you&rsquo;re a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>A new hip? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>Unheard of. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>Let&rsquo;s take care of the young people. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.&nbsp;</p>
<p>So here is the solution: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>New teeth, great! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>Need glasses, no problem. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>New hip, knee, kidney, lung or heart? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>Well bring it on. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.</p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 120%;">I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 120%;">An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student&nbsp;before but had once failed an entire class.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 120%;">That class had insisted that Obama's&nbsp;socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one&nbsp;&nbsp;would be rich, a great equalizer.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 120%;">The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". &nbsp;All grades&nbsp;would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail&nbsp;and no one would receive an A.&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 120%;">After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.&nbsp;<br /><br />The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. &nbsp;<br /><br />As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and&nbsp;the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. &nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 120%;">The second test average was a D! No one was happy.&nbsp;<br /><br />When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.&nbsp;<br /><br />The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings&nbsp;and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. &nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 120%;">All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately&nbsp;fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes&nbsp;all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 120%;">Could not be any simpler than that.</span></span></p>
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<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking&nbsp;lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a&nbsp;ticket machine charging cars 1 (about $1.40) and&nbsp;coaches 5 (about $7).&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25&nbsp;years. &nbsp;Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>"Oh well," said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better&nbsp;phone up the City Council and get them to send a new&nbsp;parking attendant . . . "&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>"Err . . . no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your&nbsp;responsibility."&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>"Err . . . no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the&nbsp;attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't&nbsp;he?"</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>"Err . . . no!" insisted the Council.&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain&nbsp;(presumably), is a&nbsp;man who had been taking the&nbsp;parking lot fees, estimated at 400 (about $560) per&nbsp;day at&nbsp;Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. &nbsp;Assuming 7&nbsp;days a week, this amounts to&nbsp;just over 3.6 million&nbsp;($7 million - or $280,000 every year for 25 years)!&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p class="EC_EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span>And no one even knows his name.</span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/6/22/1934-chicago-tribune-cartoon.html"><rss:title>1934 Chicago Tribune Cartoon</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2009/6/22/1934-chicago-tribune-cartoon.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-06-22T22:58:21Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/Cartoon.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1245711780115" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/9/18/political-cartoons-that-hit-the-spot.html"><rss:title>Political Cartoons That Hit the Spot</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/9/18/political-cartoons-that-hit-the-spot.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-18T18:36:41Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Political Cartoon-Election 2008</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/cartoon2.bmp?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221763158648"></span></span><p><br></p> <span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/cartoon.bmp?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221763576596"></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/5/8/working-in-mexico.html"><rss:title>Working in Mexico</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/5/8/working-in-mexico.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T22:57:02Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Americans working in Mexico Illegal Immigration</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-none"><img style="width: 384px; height: 288px" alt="Border%20Patrol.jpg" src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/Border%20Patrol.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1210287741159" /></span></p><font style="color: #800080" color="#800080" size="4"><p>Making the email rounds from Tom O'Malley,&nbsp;a Director with S.W. BELL in Mexico City: </p><p>'I spent five years working in Mexico. &nbsp;I worked under a tourist Visa for three months and could legally renew it for three more months. After that you were working Illegally. I was technically illegal for three weeks waiting on the FM3 approval. </p><p>'During that six months our Mexican and U.S. attorneys were working to secure a permanent work visa called a 'FM3'. It was in addition to my U.S. passport that I had to show each time I entered and left the country. Barbara's was the same, except hers did not permit her to work. </p><p>'To apply for the FM3, I needed to submit the following notarized originals (not copies): </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1. Birth certificate for Barbara and me. </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2. Marriage certificate. </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3. High school transcripts and proof of graduation. </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 4. College transcripts for every college I attended and proof of graduation. </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5. Two letters of recommendation from supervisors I had worked for at least one year. </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;6. A letter from the St. Louis Chief of Police indicating that I had no arrest record in the U.S. and no outstanding warrants and, was 'a citizen in good standing. </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;7. Finally, I had to write a letter about myself that clearly stated why there was no Mexican citizen with my skills and why my skills were important to Mexico. We called it our 'I am the greatest person on Earth' letter. It was fun to write.' </p><p>All of the above were in English that had to be translated into Spanish and be certified as legal translations, and our signatures notarized. It produced a folder about 1.5 inches thick with English on the left side and Spanish on the right. </p><p>Once they were completed Barbara and I spent about five hours, accompanied by a Mexican attorney, touring Mexican government office locations and being photographed and fingerprinted at least three times at each location, and we remember at least four locations where we were instructed on Mexican tax, labor, housing, and criminal law and that we were required to obey their laws or face the consequences. We could not protest any of the government's actions or we would be committing a felony. We paid out four thousand dollars in fees and bribes to complete the process. When this was done we could legally bring in our household goods that were held by U.S. Customs in Laredo, Texas. This meant we had rented furniture in Mexico while awaiting our goods. There were extensive fees involved here that the company paid. </p><p>'We could not buy a home and were required to rent at very high rates and under contract and compliance with Mexican law. </p><p>'We were required to get a Mexican driver's license. This was an amazing process. The company arranged for the licensing agency to come to our headquarters location with their photography and fingerprint equipment and the laminating machine. We showed our U.S. license, were photographed and fingerprinted again and issued the license instantly after paying out a six dollar fee. We did not take a written or driving test and never received instructions on the rules of the road. Our only instruction was to never give a policeman your license if stopped and asked. We were instructed to hold it against the inside window away from his grasp. If he got his hands on it you would have to pay ransom to get it back. </p><p>We then had to pay and file Mexican income tax annually using the number of our FM3 as our ID number. The company's Mexican accountants did this for us and we just sign ed what they prepared. I t was about twenty legal size pages annually. </p><p>The FM3 was good for three years and renewable for two more after paying more fees. </p><p>Leaving the country meant turning in the FM3 and certifying we were leaving no debts behind and no outstanding legal affairs (warrants, tickets or liens) before our household goods were released to customs.</p><p>It was a real adventure and if any of our Senators or Congressmen went through it once they would have a different attitude toward Mexico. </p><p>The Mexican government uses its vast military and police forces to keep its citizens intimidated and compliant. They never protest at their capitol or government offices, but do protest daily in front of the United States Embassy. The U.S. Embassy looks like a strongly reinforced fortress and during most protests the Mexican military surrounds the block with their men standing shoulder to shoulder in full riot gear to protect the Embassy. These protests are never shown on U.S. or Mexican TV. There is a large public park across the street where they do their protesting. Anything can cause a protest such as proposed law changes in California or Texas.' </p></font><p><em><strong>Are we too hard on illegals?</strong></em></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/5/5/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-story.html"><rss:title>The Ant and the Grasshopper Story</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/5/5/the-ant-and-the-grasshopper-story.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-05T19:45:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-none"><img style="width: 293px; height: 384px" alt="weneedfood.jpg" src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/weneedfood.jpg" /></span></p><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">This one is a little different.. Two Different Versions!&nbsp; Two Different Morals!</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><strong>MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!</strong></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><strong><br /></strong></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">-------------------------------------------</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">MODERN VERSION:</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &amp; Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">The ant has disappeared in the snow.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000">The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.</font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><br /></font></div><div><font style="color: #000000" face="Arial" color="#000000"><strong>MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008&nbsp;---- BUT BE SURE TO VOTE WHILE WE STILL HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE</strong></font></div><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/4/3/no-longer-equipped-for-aural-sex.html"><rss:title>No Longer Equipped for Aural Sex</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/4/3/no-longer-equipped-for-aural-sex.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-03T17:52:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-none"><img style="width: 412px; height: 306px" alt="clintonlewinsky.jpg" src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/clintonlewinsky.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1207245719330" /></span></p><font size="3"><strong><span style="color: black; font-family: arial">After a relaxing bath...</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black; font-family: arial">Monica</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black; font-family: arial"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black; font-family: arial">Lewinsky</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black; font-family: arial"> was looking at herself, nude in a mirror...</span></strong><span style="color: black; font-family: arial"> <p>&nbsp;</p></span></font><p><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"><strong>Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her...<br /><br />In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...</strong> <br /><strong>'God....If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed...<br /><br />And just like that... her ears fell off...</strong></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/4/3/bill-richardsons-judas-moment.html"><rss:title>Bill Richardson's "Judas" Moment</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.lowdowncentral.com/caught-in-the-web/2008/4/3/bill-richardsons-judas-moment.html</rss:link><dc:creator>LowDownCentral</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-03T17:41:28Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Bill Clinton Election 2008 Governor Bill Richardson</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-none"><img style="width: 399px; height: 204px" alt="Bill%20and%20Bill.jpg" src="http://www.lowdowncentral.com/storage/Bill%20and%20Bill.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1207244492206" /></span></p><font size="3"><font style="color: #000000" color="#000000"><span style="font-family: arial">Despite her appeal, </span><span style="font-family: arial">Richardson</span><span style="font-family: arial"> ultimately endorsed Obama - which sent </span><span style="font-family: arial">Bill</span><span style="font-family: arial"> </span><span style="font-family: arial">Clinton</span><span style="font-family: arial"> into a purple rage last weekend during a private meeting with </span><span style="font-family: arial">California</span><span style="font-family: arial"> superdelegates. <p>&nbsp;</p></span></font></font><p><font style="color: #000000" color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa">&quot;Five times to my face [</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa">Richardson</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa">] said that he would never do that,&quot; the former president thundered.</span></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>