Pastor-in-Chief - Part Deux
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 at 10:23AM 
By Rose Pedenko and Tanya Simon
Observe his panther-like prowess, that Roman nose and golden hair – the svelte figure and rippling muscles and… hold it! That’s the wrestling champ, Chris Jericho .
Heh heh. Sorry.
Now, where were we? Oh, yes: David Huckabee, the ignoble son of presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee. Ignoble you ask? Let us count the reasons why we believe the tree this chunky apple fell from is ready to crash and burn:
Daddy [Mike] Huckabee has been grandstanding as America’s “Godly leader.” Sorry, Mikey, but as far as most Americans are concerned, stumping on the religion platform is about as bad as hitting those potholes along the “William Jennings Bryant Parkway.” Shall we mention how you and WJB share the same bête-noir for Charles Darwin and his theory of evolution?
Also, Huckabee père has been found out in connection with his receiving certain consulting fees … while he was still Governor of Arkansas, no less. $378,000 in all (and still counting); $35,000 of which was paid by an outfit called Novo Nordisk , one of the world’s largest embryonic stem cell research companies. Seeking a cure for diabetes perhaps?
And to refresh everyone's memory, Mitt Romney never, ever went on a Mormon "bandwagon." He was thrust onto it by the media. And now "Heavenly" Huck has tap-danced to a temporary lead by endorsing his way of thinking -- his way of worshipping. This, to us, just boils down to him saying, "My religion is better than his [Romney's]."
Let’s line up the potential First Families:
(a) A hot-tempered thrice-married man whose own children don’t support his candidacy (and barely even talk to him)? Forgettaboutit;
(b) A hot-tempered twice married Maverick of a politician who opposes tax cuts;
(c) A twice-married, slow-talkin’ bumbling old actor with a wife half his age whom he once referred to as his “trophy wife”; or
(d) A man with strong family and business values, married once to his high school sweetheart with five handsome successful sons.
Tough decision…
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